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Get Your Own Hangover In 5 Simple Steps

Gordon White — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 12:00:38 +0000

A catch up with some of my London-based school chums was long overdue.

So I thought it best to risk ruining what would have been a nice, quiet evening for three people by turning it into some impromptu birthday drinks……

Wishing You All A Frugal Winterval!

Gordon White — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:14:30 +0000

Having just received my first ever semi-ironic Christmas circular, a brilliant and original thought occurred to me. I should write a Christmas circular!

The document in question originated from the general Dalston area and was penned by this man,…

Paris 1.0: Invading Europe

Gordon White — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:33:07 +0000

Paris doesn’t disappoint. This is a rare thing to say about a tourist attraction. In fact, I can’t think of a single other tourist attraction that does exactly what it says on the tin. It’s beautiful, it’s got brilliant food,…

A One Year Englandversary

Gordon White — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:37:32 +0000

It’s one year to the day since we arrived. And everyone I have spoken to has said it feels like SO MUCH LONGER. Because it does. This is because the universe, Gordon Brown and Ben Bernanke have conspired to force…

A Kwanzaa Miracle

Gordon White — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 15:38:21 +0000

I’ve worked out the secret to Christmas.

It’s order everything from M&S, make sure you have access to a 20% discount, then apply heat where relevant!

If you’re particularly fancy (or a gay) then you can combine this…