Nothing like arranging a birthday get-together in West London during the worst storms of the year to kickstart Ryan’s complaining.
In his defence, it was truly fucking horrible. He got smashed in the face by wet garbage while waiting at the bus stop. The rest of us (except Monique because she’s a witch, maybe?) got completely [...]

Oh how I love Bristol!

It’s my new Wellington.
It’s arty/musicy, just like Wellington… It’s hilly/viewy, just like Wellington… It’s a bit grungy, just like Wellington.
Plus it’s a university town. So the people are extremely attractive.
And because the university is at the top of the hill (nice planning. Hats off.) both the males and the females have [...]