If you go to work on Tuesday and all you’ve had is a “weekend but longer” you’ll still be moaning that you’re tired or whatever by Wednesday.
If you go to work on Tuesday and all you’ve had is a “weekend but longer” you’ll still be moaning that you’re tired or whatever by Wednesday.
What I don’t get is why there are no great white sharks in Britain despite the fact it has Europe’s largest seal population.
I am on the 6:30am train to London on Saturday and I haven’t even started packing.

I’m in complete denial!
And because it’s my last day at the beeb I have been asked to have a couple of drinks after …

I’m down to my last few days at the dear old beeb and also my last few days in Bristol.
Talk has turned to plans for what I will need in London, how we manage the alternate weekends, etc. You …

News is starting to trickle out about my imminent departure.
People are being really, really nice about it. I thought it would have been all “Gordon WHO? Ohhh… The fat guy from South Africa.”
But no!
Which is really nice …
Okay so a lot of stuff has happened and I’m going to do another one of these.

Squirrels
Seems like an odd thing to start on but why the fuck not?
There are far fewer squirrels in Bristol -even taking …