Of course, if you are going to be racist and turn your nose up at the fine people of Scotland’s proud heritage then I am going to make you work for it. This Highland stew is much more hassle but will begrudgingly serve as a delicious replacement.
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How To Measure A Year In Something Other Than Time
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Every year you read the same dreary articles about how new year’s resolutions never work. Objectively, these are complete bullshit.
Tags: British Facebook Users Are Intoxicated in 76% of Their Photos
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via mashable.com
The average British person is under the influence of alcohol in three-quarters of of his or her tagged Facebook photos, according to a new study.
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How To Survive Harrod’s At Christmas
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A successful Harrod’s run is mandatory if we’re to be serving the -sigh- obligatory Christmas pudding this year. (And we are.)
On Not Taking My Own Blogging Advice
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What do I do instead? Post recipes from my poorly decorated rented kitchen. With phone photos. Which is good because obviously this is something the internet is severely short of.
Mariachi Band Serenade A Whale
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