I’ve worked out the secret to Christmas.
It’s order everything from M&S, make sure you have access to a 20% discount, then apply heat where relevant!
If you’re particularly fancy (or a gay) then you can combine this with some …
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Apartment Woes, A New Phone & A Hobbit Christmas Tree
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Right so the central heating currently doesn’t work in our apartment.
This becomes an issue because both bedrooms are technically underground and it’s getting down to 1 degree in Bristol tonight. I am literally sleeping in a tomb.
Also the …
Ships Into The West
Posted by Gordon White on
Ever tried to rent a large van in central London? It takes hours.
The woman behind the counter was typing for about five minutes just to add a sat nav to my order. Beside me was a Frenchman arguing …
Moving Parts
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For a variety of reasons (cashflow) I had to put off moving to Bristol until tomorrow.
Which means my Tuesday -if all goes according to plan- will follow this basic itinerary:
- Get up at dawn to pick up rental van
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See The Fireworks?
Posted by Gordon White on
I have been sitting on this news for a few days now.
But the time has come!
Gordon finally has a non-crappy job.
As this person:
But for this BBC magazine:
Typically, of course, I am bedridden by a …
Brizzle in da Hizzle!
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Oh how I love Bristol!
It’s my new Wellington.
It’s arty/musicy, just like Wellington… It’s hilly/viewy, just like Wellington… It’s a bit grungy, just like Wellington.
Plus it’s a university town. So the people are extremely attractive.
And because …
