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I work in media serving the global mobile and telco industries. I live in London. I also write occasionally.

And I’m only variably good at all of these things.

This is something I am correcting… Slowly… Painfully… Often drunkenly.

I’ve worked in television, film, magazines, newspapers, music, events and online over the years both in the UK and back in Australia and New Zealand. In fact my first job out of college was setting up Sydney’s first Virgin Megastore -something that seems spectacularly unimpressive in the current climate. I’m not entirely sure why I mentioned it.

Like most writers I have won a couple of shitty awards. The weirdest was for my zombie radio play back in Auckland.

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