Obviously I don’t mean piracy in the tawdry plagiaristic sense…. No -as ever- I mean it in the camp, swashbuckling, Johnny Depp sense.

Although, there is an amazing, classic article on plagiarism that you all should read over here. From one of my personal saints/people I would stalk if we shared a city.

Piracy is about opportunism and maximising an advantage when you have one.

As a sidebar, how neat is this pirate image? I was going to ironically select this one but then I saw that one of the guys was half-fish. Call me Sarah Palin, but when two dudes are about to have sex, if one of them is half fish then it’s officially unnatural. I’m sure that’s in the Bible somewhere.

I love your weirdness, internets.

On with the show.

1) Roll with the punches

Piracy -or at least recent fictional piracy- is about change…